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Re: Jokes
Posted: November 29th, 2017, 4:34 am
by Saka
83bismuth38 wrote:GoL logic:
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x = 36, y = 7, rule = B3/S23
30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo
2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o
7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.
And all of THAT is smaller than a fly which is bigger than a PULSAR which is a gajillion times smaller than a caterpillar
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x = 39, y = 44, rule = B3/S23
16b3o3b3o2$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$16b3o3b3o2$16b3o3b3o
$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo2$16b3o3b3o3$7bo$6bobo$6bobo22b
obo3bo$6bo23b2obobo2bo$16b3o8bo9bo$5b2o9b2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$6bobo9b4o2bob
o2b2o4b2o$6b2o8bo2bo3b3o5b3o$7bo7bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$8bo2bo3bo4bo2b3ob
obo4b2o$12bob2o4bo2b4o5bo$9b2o3b2o4bo2b4o5bo$9bobo3bo4bo2b3obobo4b2o$
8b2o5bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$9bobo4bo2bo3b3o5b3o$10bo7b4o2bobo2b2o4b2o$16b
2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$16b3o8bo9bo$30b2obobo2bo$31bobo3bo3$30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$
17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bo
b2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o7b2o!
Re: Jokes
Posted: November 30th, 2017, 8:11 pm
by Saka
Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing
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x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!
...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 7th, 2017, 8:36 am
by Saka
there are 2 types of people in this world those who dont use punctuation marks and tho'se! Who,: do. Use the'm? But; "exce'ss-ive'ly".,'?-":;!
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 9th, 2017, 9:12 am
by Saka
Very bad pun,
Likely been said a million times before,
But I "found" it myself and found it amusing.
A chemistry professor was teaching his students about the pH scale. "The lower it goes, the more acidic" he said, "And the higher it goes, well you should know, it's just
basic knowledge"
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 23rd, 2017, 4:56 am
by KittyTac
How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
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x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 23rd, 2017, 11:37 am
by dani
KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
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x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!
A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
11:
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x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!
.-.
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 23rd, 2017, 11:47 am
by KittyTac
danny wrote:KittyTac wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Eleven.
Code: Select all
x = 71, y = 30, rule = b3/s23
17bobo35bobo7bo5b$17b2o36b2o8bobo3b$18bo37bo8b2o4b$6bo37bo24bob$4bobo
35bobo23bo2b$5b2o36b2o16bobo4b3o$61b2o8b$62bo8b$18bobo35bobo12b$18b2o
36b2o13b$19bo37bo13b2$6bobo35bobo24b$6b2o9bo26b2o9bo15b$7bo9bobo25bo9b
obo13b$o16b2o19bo16b2o14b$b2o36b2o30b$2o36b2o31b$65b3o3b$65bo5b$13bo
37bo14bo4b$6bo6b2o29bo6b2o18b$6b2o4bobo29b2o4bobo18b$5bobo35bobo25b$
67b3ob$67bo3b$15bobo35bobo12bo2b$6bo3b3o2b2o27bo3b3o2b2o16b$6b2o4bo3bo
27b2o4bo3bo16b$5bobo3bo31bobo3bo!
A for awesome wrote:How many gliders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
11:
Code: Select all
x = 71, y = 30, rule = B3/S23
17bobo$17b2o$18bo$6bo$4bobo$5b2o3$18bobo$18b2o$19bo2$6bobo$6b2o9bo$7b
o9bobo$o16b2o$b2o$2o3$13bo$6bo6b2o$6b2o4bobo$5bobo$2$15bobo$6bo3b3o2b
2o$6b2o4bo3bo$5bobo3bo!
.-.
Crap. Missed that one.
Re: Jokes
Posted: January 2nd, 2018, 8:28 pm
by Rhombic
Any change . org petitions to rename the B-heptomino to The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
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x = 114, y = 111, rule = B3/S23
ob2o$3o$bo9$16b2o$4bo10bobo$3bobo9b2o$4bo8$27bo$15bo10bobo$14bobo9bobo
$14bobo10bo$15bo7$38b2o$26b2o9bo2bo$25bobo10bobo$25bo13bo$24b2o7$49b2o
$37b2o9bobo$36bobo10bo$37bo8$60b2o$48bo10bo2bo$47bobo10bo2bo$48bo12b2o
$49b3o$51bo6$71bo$59bo10bobo$58bobo10bo3bo$59bo3bo8b4o$60b4o$72b4o$60b
4o8bo2bo$60bo2bo4$82bo$70bo10bobo$69bobo10bo3bo$70bo3bo8b4o$71b4o$85b
2o$73b2o9bo2bo$72bo2bo8bo2bo$72bo2bo9b2o$73b2o2$93b2o$81bo10bo2bo$80bo
bo9bobo$81bo3bo7bo$82b4o8b3o$96bo$82b2o27bo$81bo2bo25bobo$81bo2bo25bo
2bo$82b2o27b2o9$110b2o$109bobo$110bo$111b3o$113bo!
Re: Jokes
Posted: January 2nd, 2018, 8:33 pm
by toroidalet
What currency do leaders use?
hege-money!
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What language do people speak in Mexico? Spanish!
Re: Jokes
Posted: May 17th, 2018, 11:50 pm
by praosylen
Etymology man has reflux at 3 in the morning, so he gets up half-asleep, goes to the medicine cabinet, and takes some formic acid.
Re: Jokes
Posted: May 20th, 2018, 1:58 pm
by dani
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Re: Jokes
Posted: May 23rd, 2018, 5:15 pm
by Redstoneboi
first
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 16th, 2018, 5:08 am
by apg
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 16th, 2018, 7:23 am
by Redstoneboi
Saka wrote:Saka wrote:Calcyman goes fishing
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x = 42, y = 56, rule = B3/S23
14bob2o$12b3ob2o$11bo$12b3ob2o$14bobo$14bobo$15bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19b
o$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$
19bo$18b2o$18b2o$19bo$19bo$38b2o$18b2o16bo4bo$19bo15bo$19bobo13bo5bo$
20b2o13b6o4$27bo2bo$3b2o21bo$bo4bo19bo3bo$o25b4o$o5bo31bo$6o9bo2bo17bo
3bo$14bo20bo$14bo3bo16bo4bo$14b4o17b5o4$25bo$23bo3bo$22bo$22bo4bo$5bo
2bo13b5o$4bo$4bo3bo$4b4o!
...he caught one small fish and made some pie out of it...
The pi was too big for the eater 2 handle
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 21st, 2018, 9:25 pm
by cordership3
What symmetry should you never apgsearch?
C4, because it explodes.
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 21st, 2018, 9:43 pm
by Majestas32
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 22nd, 2018, 12:00 am
by 77topaz
C4_1 and
C4_4 are real symmetries.
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 22nd, 2018, 2:15 pm
by Majestas32
r/woosh
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 22nd, 2018, 5:25 pm
by 77topaz
Yeah, I suppose Poe's Law always applies to your posts: it's hard to tell when you're really being that stupid or just a troll. I could've just as easily said "r/woosh" to your comment, but I decided to be nice.
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 22nd, 2018, 6:37 pm
by Majestas32
That's my plan.
also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 26th, 2018, 7:22 am
by Redstoneboi
Majestas32 wrote:also this is the jokes thread and everything I say is a joke
Is
that also a joke?
...
parajoxe
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 27th, 2018, 1:12 am
by Majestas32
Here's a joke:
Me
Re: Jokes
Posted: June 27th, 2018, 4:00 am
by gameoflifemaniac
Majestas32 wrote:Here's a joke:
Me
meme
Re: Jokes
Posted: September 24th, 2018, 4:45 am
by Sarp
This is a meta joke
Re: Jokes
Posted: September 24th, 2018, 5:46 am
by 77topaz
Sarp wrote:This is a meta joke
http://www.xkcd.com/917/