Jokes

[Banananananan]

OMG My friend (the glider) tried to eat a loaf of bread, but a honeycomb swallowed him alive! HELP!

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x = 35, y = 24, rule = B3/S23
$23bo$22bo$22b3o15$10bo$9bobo$9bo2bo$10b2o!

EDIT: Help has been received, big man helped my friend, but he died, and ( Gore warning )
His blood splattered everywhere, creating a mess.

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x = 58, y = 21, rule = B3/S23
14bo$13bo$13b3o14$54bo$bo51bo$obo50bo3bo$o2bo49b4o$b2o!

[b-engine]

OMG My friend (the glider) tried to eat a bread of loaf, but a honeycomb swallowed him alive! HELP!

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x = 35, y = 24, rule = B3/S23
$23bo$22bo$22b3o15$10bo$9bobo$9bo2bo$10b2o!

EDIT: Help has been received, big man helped my friend, but he died, and ( Gore warning )
His blood splattered everywhere, creating a mess.

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x = 58, y = 21, rule = B3/S23
14bo$13bo$13b3o14$54bo$bo51bo$obo50bo3bo$o2bo49b4o$b2o!

I fed him a bottle of magic growing potion then he survived:

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x = 38, y = 21, rule = B3/S23
14bo$13bo$13b3o5$31b6o$31bo5bo$31bo$32bo7$bo$obo$o2bo$b2o!

Well, Herschel had born.

[unname4798]

OMG My friend (the glider) tried to eat a bread of loaf, but a honeycomb swallowed him alive! HELP!

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x = 35, y = 24, rule = B3/S23
$23bo$22bo$22b3o15$10bo$9bobo$9bo2bo$10b2o!

EDIT: Help has been received, big man helped my friend, but he died, and ( Gore warning )
His blood splattered everywhere, creating a mess.

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x = 58, y = 21, rule = B3/S23
14bo$13bo$13b3o14$54bo$bo51bo$obo50bo3bo$o2bo49b4o$b2o!

I am a little bit too late...

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x = 59, y = 52, rule = B3/S23
15bo$14bo$14b3o14$55bo$2bo51bo$bobo50bo3bo$bo2bo49b4o$2b2o8$b3o$o2bo$
3bo$3bo$2bo17$25b3o$25bo$26bo!

[b-engine]

Others: Copy RLE into Golly and ignores "SHOW IN VIEWER"
Me: Copy script-generated rule from Golly to LifeViewer

Others: Arguing about Moore and hexagonal INT
Me: Triangular rules, no Golly, LifeViewer only

[unname4798]

Others: Copy RLE into Golly and ignores "SHOW IN VIEWER"
Me: Copy script-generated rule from Golly to LifeViewer

Others: Arguing about Moore and hexagonal INT
Me: Triangular rules, no Golly, LifeViewer only

While me: football tilling using AdvancedLV

[b-engine]

While me: football tilling using AdvancedLV

Me: hyperbolic 11D tiling on LifeViewer build 11942

[unname4798]

While me: football tilling using AdvancedLV

Me: hyperbolic 11D tiling on LifeViewer build 11942

Me: 100D on LifeViewer build G64

[b-engine]

Me: 100D on LifeViewer build G64

Me: gggggg100D on LifeViewer Extra Pro + build TREE(TREE(TREE(3)))

[unname4798]

Me: 100D on LifeViewer build G64

Me: gggggg100D on LifeViewer Extra Pro + build TREE(TREE(TREE(3)))

Me: BB^G64(64) dimensional grid on LifeViewer God build TREE^TREE64(64)

[b-engine]

Me: BB^G64(64) dimensional grid on LifeViewer God build TREE^TREE64(64)

Me: TREE^^^^^^^^^^TREE(10^^^^^^^^^^10) dimensional leech lattice on LifeViewer之神 build TREE^^^^^^^^^^TREE(10^^^^^^^^^^TREE(10))

[tommyaweosme]

early page 13 is just unname and b-engine going one after the other with eachother

[b-engine]

A: Anyone want to crack Golly? I want to view 1D patterns.
B: Why need to? Golly's HackLife supports 0.5D ruels.
A: I don't want HackLife to hack my computer.
C: I have antihacker.png to stop hackers
A: Really? Give me a download link I want to run W1110 on SlowLife.
C: Download antihacker.png here's the link
D: I have LifeViewer browser and online sandbox
A: I want to search a c/11d W110 spaceship.
D: Get SLifeSrc for that I got a c/0o spaceship from that program
C: I have PLS.jpg
A: I ran PLS.jpg then it instantly gives me a random soup
C: Oops, wrong jpg
B: I have wl.scr
A: My computer had crashed
B: Press ã key to get your result
D: I'm writing GollyLifeSrc that runs using Golly's Smaller than Life algorithm
C: I need hacked hashed simulation search program
A: I have Life$imSrc.
C: I need a 1x1 D2 single duoplet fountain
B: [cöde]ò![/cöde]
D: Thanks I made this 10.1 cell p31.4 phïi hassler using that: [påttèrn]×rule = LifeHyper PHII.HASSLER![/pâttérn]
Ä: I made a UCC using that fontain't.
B: I wrote AssēmBly for that UCCçc and installed WindwOS 110.3
C: I installed ChromeOS into my new computer
D: how it's possible?
C: I hacked my Chromebook to download python and Lûa and G0lli and internet
A: Thanks I managed to choke Golly to use LifeViewer to make 1D patterns.

To be continued...

(Inspired by an early post in the thread, but completely fictional)

[tommyaweosme]

q: what is it called when you cross pokemon and a soup
a: ash

[iddi01]

Why does lifenthusiasts hate Google? Because it stole the copyrighted name of Gemini!
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Fun facts:
Conway just wanted to name the three XWSS "spaceships", but now the term refers to any moving object;
Conway just wanted to name the glider so, but now can be used to refer to any spaceship;
OCA posted as a thread usually get few replies, but those posted in Unrec. CA usually get zero replies;
The less skilled people are on average more active;
ironic-spaceship.rle, one of the average everyday patterns, got included with Golly;
There are way more Chinese on this forum than you think. Here's an incomplete list: User:Pzq_Alex/List_of_Chinese_on_the_forums
There are also several new Chinese people not in the list: b-engine, islptng, ik050807 (or i misremembered?), unname4798 (weak suspection), Haycat2009 (even weaker suspection), tommyaweosme (extremely weak suspection).

I forgot 99% of the stuff i wanted to add to this post, which is pretty disappointing...

[confocaloid]

https://painintheenglish.com/case/60

could-care-less.png (88.35 KiB) Viewed 10231 times

[haaaaaands]

https://imgur.com/fS2bgGi https://imgur.com/lzKZe05 thank you JPEG

[b-engine]

B: I decide to make a computer in B-Univ.
A: How to? Computers are very complex.
B: Not the way you're thinking.
B: I just need a NAND gate and a memory reader and a construction arm that makes memory cells.
A: Really? How do you run program inside?
B: AssemBly.
A: Will it be fast? I'm concerned about this.
B: It won't, but a fast enough program will solve it.
A: Can you make an "actual" one and show to me?
B: [long over-technical texts omitted]
A: *head explodes*

[tommyaweosme]

a glider, lwss, and loafer walked into a bar.

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x = 27, y = 18, rule = B3/S23
13b2o$12bo2bo$13b3o2$13b3o5bo$12bo3bo4bobo$13b3o5b2o$14bo$14bo$2obo2b
2o5b3o$b2o2bo2bo3bo3bo5bo$5bobo5b3o5bo$6bo14bo4bo$o12b3o5b5o$3o10bo2b
o$3bo10b2o$2bo$2o!

they got so drunk they made a beehive

[iddi01]

"I really like this rule, i'm apgsearching day and night."
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Someone: Nonomino
Someone else: Is that baby speech?
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(repost)
Why does lifenthusiasts hate Google? Because it stole the copyrighted name of Gemini!
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When you spend 4 years finishing the 0E0P metacell only to get beaten by a spaceship...
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A lifenthusiast teaching alphabet:
A for all
B for B-heptomino
C for Century
D for Dove
...
G for Glider
...
R for R-pentomino
...
Z for... what does Z stand for??

[tommyaweosme]

lost notability

[confocaloid]

A lifenthusiast teaching alphabet:

lost notability

viewtopic.php?p=164435#p164435
Z-hexomino

[haaaaaands]

why do life enthusiasts always go in groups of 3 or 4?
because if they don't they all die

[tommyaweosme]

WHY DID YOU GET RID OF THE Z ARTICLE THEN???? EXPLAIN!?!?!?!? /exaggeration

[b-engine]

There are also several new Chinese people not in the list: b-engine, islptng, ik050807 (or i misremembered?), unname4798 (weak suspection), Haycat2009 (even weaker suspection), tommyaweosme (extremely weak suspection).

Fun fact: Despite being bilingual, b-engine doesn't live in China.

[unname4798]

There are also several new Chinese people not in the list: b-engine, islptng, ik050807 (or i misremembered?), unname4798 (weak suspection), Haycat2009 (even weaker suspection), tommyaweosme (extremely weak suspection).

Fun fact: Despite being bilingual, b-engine doesn't live in China.

Unname4798 doesn't live in China.