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Would you like some Jam Butter (R) on that pattern?

testitemqlstudop wrote:Would you like some Jam Butter (R) on that pattern?

I’ll take mold, thank you.

Marmalade is not real. Mayonnaise is fake. Mustard is a lie. Ketchup is a conspiracy theory.

Blogging a dead horse:
1. Find a dead horse.
2. Take a photograph of it.
3. Post it on social media.

https://example.com, https://example.org https://example.net, https://example.edu. Are there others?

example.gov maybe? lolz

What happened to IPV5?
IPv4:
0.255.255.255
IPv6 (example from Wikipedia):
200185a3:0000:0000:8a2e7334
So IPv8 will be:
2743:3¶”Q:Ԑ891:߷Ar7:⨗♜30:0000:329$:obo!:QwEr:Tz5↬:0000:.+&3:0007

where I got those symbols

It's the future.
The farrrr future.
Humans have become an interstellar civilization.
The Technology section of the Human Galactic Organization (HGO) has developed a "Unique Device Identity" (UDI), these are essentially IP addresses, the UDI system is described as follows:
"
The UDI of a device is the Unique Identity of that device's current connection. This ID can be used by companies, the HGO, and other people. The UDI only provides location information down to the substate, although each time the connection is changed or updated, a new UDI may be generated. The UDI is represented as a long string of tribits (0,1, or 2) with each part separated by a set amount of time decided by the connection provider (For example, SfallkoCom's separator time is 0.0778 nanoseconds)

The first part of a UDI is the type of device, such as "Personal Computer" (1012), "Personal Portable Computer (Phone)" (1011), and "Large Personal Portable Computer (Tablet)" (1010). The HGO currently recognizes 34 distinct device types.

The second part of a UDI encodes the location of the device. This uses the Standard Universal Coordinate System (SUCS). As stated before, the location contained in a UDI only gives the location down to the substate.

The third part of a UDI contains the connection ID. The system for connection IDs will not be explained for security reasons, although an example is permissible: 2101020110200210020200102012021200001111021

The third part of a UDI is the expiration time of the current connection. The time is encoded in tribits and the time is according to the time of the connection provider.

To finish off, here is an example of a UDI
1012,1202002022110010112101120112100021,2101020110200210020200102012021200001111021,2122002212020221


(((ok im not good at making big things up)

UDI should be in qubits and information would be transported via tachyons.

Also, a bit unrelated:
Moore’s law is a good rule of thumb. It seems like computer power does double every two years, and thus that every year we can expect to find a pattern 0.5 cells larger. This suggests that pcallahan’s 20-year-ago searches were 1024 times slower.

tiny huge small large purple
All most certainly sizes.

Very huge yellow text

When do we get our glider-to-spider converter/glider-spider megaverter? I wanna make a spider reflector!

EDIT:
Fun fact:
L’Hôpital is French for “the hospital”. Remember the hospital’s rule!

I’m gonna unload some anagrams:
Youtubers = you brutes
Minecraft = frantic me
Old man = almond
Harry Potter = throat pryer

Harry Potter = throat pryer

Is it surprising that pest mother is an anagram of stepmother? Also, stepmom = stomp ’em
We need to do that anagram thread, especially since I have a 20-puzzle challenge.

EDIT:
Wazirs in chess = craziness wish **
Alfils in chess = if shellacs sin *
Ferzes in chess = chess frenzies ***

hey ppl let's sing (b-word) lasagna, five words at a time

i'll start

i don't like you t-series

testitemqlstudop wrote:hey ppl let's sing [some may find offensive] lasagna, five words at a time

i'll start

i don't like you t-series

No cussing! (An anagram: Sonic Gnus]

Then listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4

testitemqlstudop wrote:Then listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4

I know better than to click on a random YouTube link. For all I know it could be something horrifying like an internet meme. Look, I’m not a pop culture person.

no, it's a song by Pewdiepie, the #1 most subscribed youtuber, and has 150 million views

EDIT: fine then

https://open.spotify.com/album/0yQD4MCCGl9ZkZof0CBSmK

testitemqlstudop wrote:no, it's a song by Pewdiepie, the #1 most subscribed youtuber, and has 150 million views

EDIT: fine then

https://open.spotify.com/album/0yQD4MCCGl9ZkZof0CBSmK

No, not a popular youtuber! (youtuber = you brute)
My new favorite number (not really) is ln(10^^^^^^^283635722)*limx->0((sin2x)/x)

fine then, #1 rapper

My new favorite number is ln(-1)/sqrt(-1), and it's related to today

most subscribed youtuber = Most resubscribed buyout

testitemqlstudop wrote:My new favorite number is ln(-1)/sqrt(-1), and it's related to today

I love e^ipi = -1 (tauists say e^itau = 1)

but you could also say ln -1/sqrt(-1) = -ipi/i = -pi. This is kinda a false proof though, because it just takes advantage of how e^-ipi should be equal to -1.
but if you make that argument you might as well try to say that i*tau = 0 and thus try to destroy everything

testitemqlstudop wrote:My new favorite number is ln(-1)/sqrt(-1), and it's related to today

Had no idea ln(-1) was equal to π * i. Well, now I know!