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Re: Jokes
Posted: October 8th, 2023, 1:08 am
by unname4798
haaaaaands wrote: October 7th, 2023, 6:54 pm
there are 10 types of people:
1. those who code in assembly
2. those who prefer c++
3. those who went with python
4. those who use basic
5. those who never learned how to code
6. those who do it in lisp
7. those wh-- *SEGFAULT*
7. Those who use LUA,
8. Those who prefer JS,
9. Those who went with Java,
10. Those who use Visual Basic,
And 11th type:
11. Those who use Batch.
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 9th, 2023, 5:09 pm
by haaaaaands
there are 10 types of people:
01: those who don't know binary
10: those who know
every base is base 10.
yes this was an excuse to say that all bases are 10
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 10th, 2023, 11:48 am
by haaaaaands
GUYTU6J wrote: March 22nd, 2020, 9:04 am
Again, using the two fictional names for a joke, not intended to refer to anybody.
Wadufi: You've been posting a lot everywhere these days.
Fjord: Indeed, because I feel uncomfortable everytime I see my user profile.
Wadufi: Why? Is it for the avatar or the signature?
[Opens Fjord's user profile]
posts.png
Fjord: The statistics seem irreversible :cry:
me:
most active forum: the sandbox
(137 posts/90.73% of your posts)
i might be doing it wrong...?
edit: 138 with this one
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 10th, 2023, 11:52 am
by unname4798
haaaaaands wrote: October 10th, 2023, 11:48 am
GUYTU6J wrote: March 22nd, 2020, 9:04 am
Again, using the two fictional names for a joke, not intended to refer to anybody.
Wadufi: You've been posting a lot everywhere these days.
Fjord: Indeed, because I feel uncomfortable everytime I see my user profile.
Wadufi: Why? Is it for the avatar or the signature?
[Opens Fjord's user profile]
posts.png
Fjord: The statistics seem irreversible
me:
most active forum: the sandbox
(137 posts/90.73% of your posts)
i might be doing it wrong...?
edit: 138 with this one
Joined: 15 Jul 2023 14:27
Total posts: 273 (0.17% of all posts / 3.14 posts per day)
Most active forum: The Sandbox (184 Posts / 67.40% of your posts)
Most active topic: Banned (Game) (30 Posts / 10.99% of your posts)
Edit: At 274 posts:
Joined: 15 Jul 2023 14:27
Total posts: 274 (0.17% of all posts / 3.15 posts per day)
Most active forum:The Sandbox (185 Posts / 67.52% of your posts)
Most active topic:Banned (Game) (30 Posts / 10.95% of your posts)
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 11th, 2023, 11:31 am
by haaaaaands
q: ok, so what's the best way to destroy the enemy's computer?
a1: regedit
a2: sudo rm -rf/*
a3: matches and gasoline
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 11th, 2023, 11:48 am
by unname4798
haaaaaands wrote: October 11th, 2023, 11:31 am
q: ok, so what's the best way to destroy the enemy's computer?
a1: regedit
a2: sudo rm -rf/*
a3: matches and gasoline
Delete system folder.
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 11th, 2023, 1:04 pm
by haaaaaands
unname4798 wrote: October 11th, 2023, 11:48 am
haaaaaands wrote: October 11th, 2023, 11:31 am
q: ok, so what's the best way to destroy the enemy's computer?
a1: regedit
a2: sudo rm -rf/*
a3: matches and gasoline
Delete system folder.
the answer 2 deletes it, along with everything on the computer
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 13th, 2023, 8:31 am
by haaaaaands
me: *works hard on making a good css*
also me:
hey very interesting the latest post at conwaylife.com
the comic that links to is me in a nutshell just saying
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 13th, 2023, 7:28 pm
by haaaaaands
Saka wrote: November 29th, 2017, 4:34 am
83bismuth38 wrote:GoL logic:
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30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo
2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bob2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o
7b2o!
a ship is smaller than a beehive which is smaller than a loaf of bread which is smaller than a mango which is smaller than a paperclip. Also, bending the paperclip makes it bigger than the original paperclip.
And all of THAT is smaller than a fly which is bigger than a PULSAR which is a gajillion times smaller than a caterpillar
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16b3o3b3o2$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$16b3o3b3o2$16b3o3b3o
$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo$14bo4bobo4bo2$16b3o3b3o3$7bo$6bobo$6bobo22b
obo3bo$6bo23b2obobo2bo$16b3o8bo9bo$5b2o9b2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$6bobo9b4o2bob
o2b2o4b2o$6b2o8bo2bo3b3o5b3o$7bo7bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$8bo2bo3bo4bo2b3ob
obo4b2o$12bob2o4bo2b4o5bo$9b2o3b2o4bo2b4o5bo$9bobo3bo4bo2b3obobo4b2o$
8b2o5bo4bo2b2o2b2o2bo2bo$9bobo4bo2bo3b3o5b3o$10bo7b4o2bobo2b2o4b2o$16b
2o2bob2o3bo2b4o$16b3o8bo9bo$30b2obobo2bo$31bobo3bo3$30b2o$23b2o4bob3o$
17bo4bo2bo3bo4bo$6bo4b2o3bobo3b2obo4b3obo$2o3bobo2bo2bo2bo2bo3bob2o5bo
b2o$obo2bobo2bobo4bobo3bo2bo5bo2bo$b2o3bo4bo6bo5b2o7b2o!
and a mango and a lwss are roughly the same size:
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b3o3bo$o2bo2bobo$3bo2bo2bo$3bo3bobo$obo5bo!
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 13th, 2023, 11:34 pm
by haaaaaands
Saka wrote: November 11th, 2017, 11:56 pm
S: BREAKING NEWS: Teen goes to the pole of Uranus to take DHMO pills, gets shot.
W: Help Me An LWSS Salvo Hacked My Golly Install And Deleted System32
S: Hmm, I suggest pouring Osmium on the Harddrive
W: I Dont Have Any Is Whiteout An Ok Substitute
D: i accidentally 495 kb of mwsses
twitter be like
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 13th, 2023, 11:36 pm
by haaaaaands
teacher: what's so funny?
me: nothing
my brain: the XORcist
edit:
minecraft logic: a feather is heavier than an anvil which is destroyed by torches that are destroyed by water and removing the block they're on. also the player's punch is more powerful than a rocket launch and he can carry thousands of tons at like 4 m/s. and the player weighs more than a 1x1x1 anvil and bees can break turtle eggs by flying on top. and spiders are bigger than the player. and they climb perpendicular to the wall. also a minecraft world has a gravity stronger than jupiter's yet most blocks can float and the player can survive a drop from orbit just by landing on a 1x1x1 puddle of water or on A COBWEB.
idk which is more nonsensical, life's logic or minecraft's logic
Re: Jokes
Posted: October 27th, 2023, 1:11 pm
by haaaaaands
no one posted in a while...
q: why doesn't the door at room 502 work?
a: because it's a bad gateway!
edit:
-- homosexuality is wrong, it should be either "idemsexuality" or "homophilia", because if not you're mixing latin and greek which are different languages.
-- this is what i get for dating a linguist.
q: why did the mod cross the road?
a: to make sure everyone stayed on topic!
Re: Jokes
Posted: November 6th, 2023, 5:37 pm
by haaaaaands
there are 2 types of people: those who dont use diacritics and ẗhõśė ẃhõ dõ, bǘẗ ėxčėśśįvėlÿ.
Re: Jokes
Posted: November 8th, 2023, 6:39 pm
by haaaaaands
computer: hey printer, can you print this?
printer: sorry, there's no magenta.
computer: don't worry, it's just 2 pages in black and wh--
printer: well, computer, go f*** yourself because there's no magenta.
Re: Jokes
Posted: November 11th, 2023, 2:10 pm
by haaaaaands
am i the only one posting here now?
3 pilots walk into a bar. one pilots a helicopter, another a glider and the third a plane. they start arguing on which one has the fastest aircraft. then an astronaut enters.
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what's princess zelda's favorite page on wikipedia? help:link.
edit: calcyman's signature.
his signature wrote:What do you do with ill crystallographers? Take them to the mono-clinic!
Re: Jokes
Posted: November 22nd, 2023, 11:42 am
by haaaaaands
am i REALLY the only one posting here now?
sooooo someone on irc was having problems with trees in c, so we started suggesting alternatives, like c++, c#, rust, java, python...
...then batch, brainfuck, css, basic and sql...
...then assembly and fortran 77...
...then straight up binary...
...eventually that derived into kobolds, colossal cave, langton's ant, a giant cpu someone made in minecraft, a really big quipu, 3 gliders and an eater, citation needed and a spreadsheet from 2 years ago.
edit: how do you call lag? you don't, as it might actually come!
edit: if we have uno and dos, why don't we have tres? (this joke makes more sense if you know spanish)
edit: (ok i promise this is the last one)
windows be like:
folder called 32: *stores 64bit files*
folder called 64: *stores 32bit files*
logic.
(this is, of course, referring to system32 and syswow64)
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 9th, 2023, 11:55 am
by haaaaaands
what's a life enthusiast's favorite card game?
cribbage.
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 11th, 2023, 11:29 pm
by Haycat2009
What do Lifeenthusiasts have for breakfast?
Loaf with Mango Jam.
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 15th, 2023, 11:37 am
by haaaaaands
what's a life enthusiast's favorite crustacean? the crab.
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 15th, 2023, 11:40 am
by hotdogPi
haaaaaands wrote: December 15th, 2023, 11:37 am
what's a life enthusiast's favorite crustacean? the crab.
You do realize Life has lobsters too, right?
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 15th, 2023, 2:08 pm
by haaaaaands
uhhh
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 22nd, 2023, 4:05 pm
by haaaaaands
why was dos angry?
uno got first
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whenever i reach 451 posts the 451st one will of course be a farenheit 451 reference (just kidding)
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 23rd, 2023, 2:48 am
by confocaloid
haaaaaands wrote: December 22nd, 2023, 4:05 pm
whenever i reach 451 posts the 451st one will of course be a farenheit 451 reference (just kidding)
Fun fact: in CGoL, there is a natural line of investigation that leads from the
Bronco to
a family of period-451 glider guns.
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 25th, 2023, 3:23 pm
by haaaaaands
my neighbor's music be like:
- how about some hard shtuff
- core groovy
- hobby
- electronics
- sanchez i think
- ???
- cowbell
- moar cowbell
- neeeeeeeeeee
- tomtom?
- bassline ripped from one of my own c64-zak
Re: Jokes
Posted: December 26th, 2023, 11:25 pm
by b-engine
"When Life enthusiast (P1) plays battleship"
P1: *randomly hits a square*
P2: You'd hit a battleship.
P1: I won.
P2: Why?
P1: The fire spreads to your other ships. I won.
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F$9.F.F$10.F!