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Re: Jokes

Posted: August 13th, 2019, 12:12 pm
by GUYTU6J
Gustone wrote:Why Fjord and Wadufi?
Are they future me.and mooseey[sic]?
No. If you and Moosey are meant to be referred in such a joke, the aliases will be "almostknight" and "Minstrel18" respectively. (How about "youngest moose" and another anagram?)
EDIT: typo made both of you sic - I typed "younger moose"

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 13th, 2019, 5:41 pm
by Moosey
Typos make me sic

EDIT:
As for anagram aliases, Tongues would work for gustone. Alternatively, if we are going with anagrams of "Moosey gustone" there are many possibilities, including

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Suety Mongoose
Youngest Moose
Snooty sumo (Gee!)
You toss genome
Meets you goons
Mongoose, yet us
Use sooty gnome
Goose toy menus
EDIT:
Related to "typos make me sic" there is "I feel sic"

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 13th, 2019, 10:58 pm
by Hdjensofjfnen
BlinkerSpawn wrote: EDIT:Made the forefake smaller by trivially shifting components
What's a "forefake"?

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 13th, 2019, 11:03 pm
by GUYTU6J
Hdjensofjfnen wrote: What's a "forefake"?
"foferake", actually. (What's a "fofe"?)

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 14th, 2019, 7:04 am
by Moosey
This is either some Dr. Seuss thing or Indiana Jones' worst nightmare or possibly something that Dr. Seuss made up to make Indiana Jones fear him.
The wiki wrote:lakes made of snakes acting like dominoes; only the most basic give a square tiling

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 18th, 2019, 4:00 am
by Gustone

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x = 110, y = 99, rule = 23/3
o$3o$3bo$2b2o36$44bo$44bo$44bo$48bo$44b3o2bo$43bo4bo$43bo3bo$44b3o$58b
2o$56b2o2bo$43bobo10b2o3bo$43bobo10b2o$43bobo$43bobo17bo$44b2o14bo3$
65bo2bo$69bo$65bo10b2o$69bo6b2o$65b4o$64bo$65b2o$66bo3$84b2o$84b2o3$
56b2o$56b2o5$79b2o$79b3o9b2o$80bo10bobo$92bo$76bo$70bo5bo$69bobo11b3o$
69bo2bo9bob2o$59b2o9b2o10b2o$58bo2bo$58b2ob2o$61bobo$63b2o$60bo3bo$60b
o2bo44b2o$61b3o44b2o3$97bo$96bobo$83bo12b2o$82bobo$82b2o!

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 22nd, 2019, 1:52 pm
by Gustone
Aliens

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x = 402, y = 394, rule = B3/S23
376bo$375b2o$374bob2o$374bo2b2o$372b4ob3o$371bo2bobo2b2o$372bobobob3o$
373b2ob3obo$373b4o2bobo$376bo3bo$376bo3bo$376bo2bo12b2o$392b2o4$377b2o
3$400b2o$400b2o$382b2o$381bo2bo$368b2o4b3o4bo2b2o$380bo2b2o$367bo3bo8b
4o$372bo$365bo7bo$364bo4bo$365bobobo4bo$365bo8bo$366bo4b2obo$367bob2ob
3o$368b3ob2o6$346b3o$350bo$350b2o$350bo2bo4b2o$351bobo3bo2bo$351bo6b2o
$350b2o$349bobo$351b2o$348b2o$350bo$366b2o$365bo2bo$366b2o8$344b3o2$
348bo$344bo3b2o$346bobo$343b3o$322bo22bo$322bo$322bo21b2o10bob3o$319bo
b3obo19b2o8bob3obo$319bob5o13bo5bo10b2o3bo$323bobo12bobo4b2o10bo3bo$
320b2o19bo2b2o11bo4b3o$320b2o16bo3bo16b6o$321bo16bo23b2o$321b2o16bo2bo
18bo$322bo3b2o10b2obo17b2o2bo$322bo16b2o19bo3bo$320bob2o36bo2bo$321bo
39b3o6$337bo$337b2o$336bo$337b3o$326b2o10bo$326b2o7$292b3o39b2o$291bo
3bo38b2o$290bo3b2o$291bo$292b4o$294bob2o35bobo$294bo2bo26bob3o4bobo$
295b2o12b2o11b2obo4bo5bo$309b2o13b2o4bo2bo2bo$330bo2bo2bo$329bo4bo$
294bo30bo2bo19bo$294bo31b2o20bobo$293bobo52b2o$294bo$294b2o21b2o$294b
3o20b2o$310b3o$292bo4b2o11b3o$281b3o8bo5bo11bo$280bo3bo7bo5bo29b2o$
280bo3bo12bo29bobo$280bo3bo11b2o31bo$297b2o11bo$281b2ob2o11b2o10bo$
257bo24bo2bo21bo$256bob2o23bobo22b3o$260bo23b2o23b2o$254bo3bo2bo19bo3b
o24b2o$252bo9bo11b3o3bobobobo23b2o$252bo4b2o2b2o18bo$261b2o$254bo5bo$
242b3o6bo3bo4b3o$243b2o3b2obo4bo4b2o12b3o$242b2o5bobo6b4o12b2ob2o$247b
3obo21bobob2o17b2o33bo$250b2o21bo3bo17bobo32bo$274bo2bo19bo32b3o$220bo
53b3o$220bo7bo$220bo5b3o$219b2o3bobo$225bo2bo103bo$224bo2b2o103bobo$
239b2o18b2o71b2o$239b2o18b2o3$238bo10b2o$238bo3bobo$236b2obob2o2bo$
237b6o2bo$238bo5b2o21b2o$241bobo23b2o$228b2o3b2o6bo$222bo3b4o3bobo39bo
$222bob2o2bo2bo3bo$222bob2o4bo3b2o7b2o34bo$226bo3bo12b2o$231bo11b2o26b
3obo$271b3obo$239b2o2bo28bo8b2o$240b3o30bo3b3ob2o$241bo32bo6bo$227b2o
46bobobobo$227b2o7bobo37bo15b2o$239bo52b2o$239bo75bo$239bo74bo$236b2ob
2o73b3o$237bobo$238bo2$194bo3b2o2b2obo94b2o$194bo3b2o4bob2o92b2o14bo$
194bo3b2o2b2ob2o75b3o31bobo$198b2o80bo3b2o30b2o$196bo2bo74b3o3bobo2b2o
$196bobo17b2o61bo5bo$197bo18b2o62bo2b2o$280bo$265bo$264bobo2$264bo2bo
3bob3o$266bo4bo$224b2o41bob2obobo$213b2o9b2o42b2o3bo$213b3o53bo$212bob
3o$197b2o2b5o7bob3o$197bo7bo7b4o$197bo4bob2o8b2o$201b3o42b2o2bo$249bob
o$248bo$191b2o3b4o58b2o$186b3obo2bo6bo49b2o5bo2bo$190bo2bo2b5o57b2o$
190bo2bo57b2o46bo$192bo57bo47bo$189bobo56b2ob2o45b3o$190bo60b2o$249bo$
266b2o$265bo2bo$266b2o32bo$300bobo$300b2o3$133b3o57b2ob2o$196b2o$134bo
15b2o28b3o13bo$134b2ob3o10b2o27bo3bo9b2ob2o46b3o$133bob4o11b2o27bo3bo$
133bob3o41bo3bo11b3o47bo$134b3o15bo92b2ob3o$135bo14b2o2bo25b2ob2o19b2o
38bob4o$149bo4bo26bo2bo19b2o38bob3o$148bo33bobo37bo22b3o$132b2ob2o15b
2o4b2o23b2o37bo23bo$132b2ob2o12b2ob2o4b2o20bo3bo37bo$133bob2o14bo27bob
obobo40bo12bo$134b2o44bo41b3o2bo10b2o3b2ob2o$221bo4bo11bo4b2ob2o$221bo
3bo18bob2o$222b3o20b2o$149b3o87b3o$148bo88b2ob3o$147bo3bo69bobo13b2o2b
o$147bo2bo19bo37bo12bobo13b2ob2o26bobo12bo$147b2o5bo13bobo35b2obo11bob
o14bobo28b2o11bo$127bo11bo4bo10bo8b2o2bobo35bo5bo8bobo15bo29bo12b3o$
127bo10b2o5bo8b3o17b3o29b3o3bo9b2o$126bobo8bo3b2o3bo7b3o17bo2bo32bobo$
127b2o2bo6b5o5b2o4b2o21bo33bo$126bo5bo6bo4bo4bo24b2o$126bo5bo12bobobo
23bobo20bobo85bo$126bo4bo42bo2b3o16b2o38b3o45bobo$130bo44b2o2bo17bo37b
o3b2o43b2o$127b3o28bo16bo3bo$158bo17bobo56bo39b2o$160bo5bo11bo47b2o8bo
3bo35b2o$125b2ob2o29bo6bobo6bo2bo47b2o9b3o35bo$130bo27bo3bo2bo9bo$125b
2o32bo2bobob2o$127b3o34bob2o6bo$174bo$175bo$119b2o54bo$120bo2bo4bo105b
2o$117bo2b3obo2bobo104b2o$117bo2bo4b4o9b2o$117bo2bo17b2o40bo$120bo6bo
51bobo$119b2obo57bo81bo$127bo134b2o$125b2o40b2o3bo70b2o16bobo$165b3o4b
2o70b2o$160b3obo8b2o68bo$146b2o16bobo2b5o$146b2o17bo3b3o$263bo$263b2o$
262bobo2$136bo$136bobo27b2o$120bo2bo12b3o27b2o$121b3ob3o10bo41bobo$
121b2obobo53b2o$123b3o55bo48bo$124b2o104b2o$111b5o8bo86b2o16bobo$109b
2o5b2o4bobo87b2o$109bo7bo4bo88bo$109b2o7bo3bo2bo$111b2o6bo3b3o$114bo
42bobo11bo59bo$114bo4bo36b2ob2o8b5o57b2o$115b2obo38bob2o8b2ob3o55bobo$
161bo$95bobo62bo$95b3o62bo$95b2o15bo$112bo$112bo$98bo99bo$96bobo15bo
83b2o$96b3o14bobo63b2o16bobo$99bo14bo65b2o$95b5o79bo$127bo$125b2o$126b
2o71bo$199b2o$198bobo6$100b2o$100b2o64bo$166b2o$165bobo5$108b2o57bo$
100bo7b2o57b2o$99bobo64bobo$66bo32bobo$66bo5b3o24bo2bo$65bobo3b2o2bo
24bobo$66bo3bo5bo26bo$66bo3bo31b2o$71bo2b2o26bo$72b2o11b2o47bo$85b2o
47b2o$133bobo$100bo$99bobo$101bo9bo$101bo7b2o$101bo8b2o23bo$93b2o40b2o
$79bo13b2o7bo31bobo$69b2o9b2o16b2ob3o$68bob3o8b2o17b3ob2o$68bo3bo10bo
19bo$69b2obo5b5o$70bo10bo3$66bo$38b3o17b3o3b4o$37bo3bo16bobo3b2ob2o$
36bo4bo16b3o2bo$35bo3bo23b2o3bo$35bo2bob3o21b4o$35bo7bo21b3o35bo$37bo
3bobo59b2o$37bo3bob2o57bobo$39b3ob2o4$64bobo$39bo18b2o6bo$38bobo17b2o
7bo$38bobo17bo3b3ob2o$39bo30bo$61bobo7bo$62b2o7b2o$70b2o$70bo$47bo$25b
o20bobo$24b3o19bobo$23b2ob2o19bo$22b2o3bo$23bobobobo$24b2obo2bo$27b2ob
o$2bo25b2o$bobo51bo$o3bo13b3o32b3o$o3bo8bo40b5o$obob3o4b2ob3o37b2ob2o$
b2obo2bo5bob2o$5bobo8bo$5b2o11bo2bo$18b3o11$7b2o$7b2o7$15b2o$15b2o!

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 27th, 2019, 6:29 pm
by Moosey
A student goes up to a professor and asks, "will I be in precalculus next year?"
The professor says, "i was in precalculus last year, i is in precalculus this year, and i will be in precalculus for the foreseeable future. So yes, i will be in precalculus next year."

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 27th, 2019, 8:04 pm
by Hdjensofjfnen
Moosey wrote:A student goes up to a professor and asks, "will I be in precalculus next year?"
The professor says, "i was in precalculus last year, i is in precalculus this year, and i will be in precalculus for the foreseeable future. So yes, i will be in precalculus next year."
:lol:

Re: Jokes

Posted: August 29th, 2019, 11:00 pm
by GUYTU6J
GUYTU6J wrote:Wadufi: Is being the first a vital thing?
Fjord: Yes, it is.
Wadufi: Why?
Fjord: For instance, what's the first switch-engine based puffer arising from b3s23/C1 soups that is neither BLSE nor GPSE?
Wadufi: Pony express, of course.
Fjord: And the second?
Wadufi: ...
Fjord: The third? Fourth?
Wadufi: ... Well.
Wadufi: So your logic is that being the first makes a pattern well-known and recognized by more people.
Fjord: This makes sense to me. For instance, every life enthusiast is familiar with the first natural glider, the very spaceship that is generated by a Herschel and spotted by human.
Wadufi: Then do you know in which direction it travels at first? Northeast?
Fjord: …?!

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 5th, 2019, 10:43 am
by Moosey
... Therefore, the quarks cannot be the same color. Q.C.D.

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 5th, 2019, 10:29 pm
by PkmnQ
I just wanna take the time to point out that the person who started this thread has a signature that is exactly 148407/999000

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 7th, 2019, 12:35 am
by Entity Valkyrie 2
Hdjensofjfnen wrote: August 13th, 2019, 10:58 pm
BlinkerSpawn wrote: EDIT:Made the forefake smaller by trivially shifting components
What's a "forefake"?
He means forake, not forerake

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 8th, 2019, 6:20 am
by Saka
Entity Valkyrie 2 wrote: October 7th, 2019, 12:35 am
Hdjensofjfnen wrote: August 13th, 2019, 10:58 pm
BlinkerSpawn wrote: EDIT:Made the forefake smaller by trivially shifting components
What's a "forefake"?
He means forake, not forerake
Actual answer.
A forerake is a rake that shoots the spaceships forward relative to where the rake is moving.

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 8th, 2019, 6:22 am
by Moosey
Saka wrote: October 8th, 2019, 6:20 am
Entity Valkyrie 2 wrote: October 7th, 2019, 12:35 am
Hdjensofjfnen wrote: August 13th, 2019, 10:58 pm
What's a "forefake"?
He means forake, not forerake
Actual answer.
A forerake is a rake that shoots the spaceships forward relative to where the rake is moving.
You mean a forefake is a fake that shoots the ships forward relative to the direction of the fake's movement

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 8th, 2019, 12:43 pm
by Gustone
Moosey wrote: October 8th, 2019, 6:22 am
Saka wrote: October 8th, 2019, 6:20 am
Entity Valkyrie 2 wrote: October 7th, 2019, 12:35 am

He means forake, not forerake
Actual answer.
A forerake is a rake that shoots the spaceships forward relative to where the rake is moving.
You mean a forefake is a fake that shoots the ships forward relative to the direction of the fake's movement
If it's a forefake it doesnt shoot spaceships but fake spaceships that actually are just long lived sparks that move

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 10th, 2019, 8:30 am
by Virffo
Moosey wrote: August 27th, 2019, 6:29 pm A student goes up to a professor and asks, "will I be in precalculus next year?"
The professor says, "i was in precalculus last year, i is in precalculus this year, and i will be in precalculus for the foreseeable future. So yes, i will be in precalculus next year."
:D I like this one

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 21st, 2019, 8:09 pm
by EvinZL

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x = 172, y = 5, rule = B1357/S1357
5o2bo3bo2b5o3b3o3b5o10b3o4b3o3b5o9bo3bo3b3o11b3o3b5o3b3o3bo6b5o3b3o3b
3o3b5o3b3o4b3o4b4o2b5o$2bo4bo3bo2bo6bo3bo2bo14bobo3bo3bo2bo13b2o2bo2bo
3bo9bo3bo2bo6bo3bo2bo8bo4bo6bobo5bo4bo3bo2bo3bo2bo7b3o$2bo4b5o2b4o3b4o
3b4o10bobobo2b4o3b4o10bobobo2bo3bo9b4o3b4o3b4o3bo8bo4bo5bobobo4bo4bo3b
o2b4o4b3o5bo$2bo4bo3bo2bo6bobo4bo13bo3bo2bobo4bo13bo2b2o2bo3bo9bobo4bo
6bo6bo8bo4bo5bo3bo4bo4bo3bo2bobo8bo$2bo4bo3bo2b5o2bo2b2o2b5o9bo3bo2bo
2b2o2b5o9bo3bo3b3o10bo2b2o2b5o2bo6b5o2b5o3b3o2bo3bo4bo5b3o3bo2b2o2b4o
5bo!

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 23rd, 2019, 6:54 pm
by Moosey
How every novice (i.e. "my functions are more powerful than [their actual power, along the lines of f_w(n) at most]!" -type novice) attempt at defining a rayo-like number goes:
Il Ldefined wrote:Define first order poodle theory as a language with:
∀
∃
variables: x_0, x_1, etc.
sets: S_0, S_1, etc.
⇔, =
⇒
∈
¬
∨
^
P^n_S(S_a,S_b,...,S_m)_x(x_c,x_d...x_k), which is a poodle--an expression which uses only the sets S_a,S_b...S_m and x_a,x_b...x_k (for identical n, P^n is the same) For instance, P^0_S(S_1,S_5,S_123123)_x(x_0,x_999) is any expression using the sets S_1, S_5, and S_123123 and the variables x_0 and x_999
{P} = the set of all poodles

Define FOPT(n) = the largest-valued expression in n characters in FOPT.

I think you can see how it's illdefined

Re: Jokes

Posted: October 29th, 2019, 6:43 pm
by Moosey
Can anyone Google enormous cardinals?
I tried, but it denied me access.
Really? Was there an error message or something?
ACCESS DENIED
we're sorry, you are not authorized to learn about inaccessible cardinals.

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 1st, 2019, 1:50 pm
by fluffykitty
I don't get it.

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 1st, 2019, 2:57 pm
by Moosey
fluffykitty wrote: November 1st, 2019, 1:50 pm I don't get it.
Inaccessible cardinals

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 1st, 2019, 7:27 pm
by fluffykitty
I think it would make more sense with indescribable cardinals

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 2nd, 2019, 7:57 am
by JP21
fluffykitty wrote: November 1st, 2019, 7:27 pm Me think you would make no sense with some cardinals...
What?

Did anyone knew that Simple+Complex=Simplex?

Re: Jokes

Posted: November 2nd, 2019, 8:39 am
by JP21
He wrote: November 2nd, 2019, 7:57 amDid anyone knew that Simple+Complex=Simplex?
Not me.