Why do people stay up so late?

[toroidalet]

No, everyone in Earth's center would be crushed by gravity.

Gravity is fake.

No. Dark matter doesn't exist, gravity is just different at larger scales. The scales are just smaller than previously thought.

[83bismuth38]

Pretty sure it's Onions...

[tommyaweosme]

no i think the earth is in the shape of a glider heading towards the sun, which reflects us to the moon, and then the moon reflects us back to the sun
(if you couldnt tell i was adding on to the earth shapes joke)

[unname4798]

no i think the earth is in the shape of a glider heading towards the sun, which reflects us to the moon, and then the moon reflects us back to the sun
(if you couldnt tell i was adding on to the earth shapes joke)

No, I think. The earth is in a shape of a cheese.

[d/dx]

no i think the earth is earth-shaped

[tommyaweosme]

you just blew my mind

[unname4798]

you just blew my mind

No, I think. The earth is tommyaweosme-shaped.

[Haycat2009]

you just blew my mind

No, I think. The earth is tommyaweosme-shaped.

That makes tommyaweosme as wide as tall. This is ridiculous.

[tommyaweosme]

you just blew my mind

No, I think. The earth is tommyaweosme-shaped.

That makes tommyaweosme as wide as tall. This is ridiculous.

im a earth! :3

[unname4798]

No, I think. The earth is tommyaweosme-shaped.

That makes tommyaweosme as wide as tall. This is ridiculous.

im a earth! :3

Tommyaweosme is unname4798 shaped.

[tommyaweosme]

(its ok i let people make jokes about me)

im not unname-shaped, im tommyaweosme shaped. my shape is similar to unname though

[unname4798]

(its ok i let people make jokes about me)

im not unname-shaped, im tommyaweosme shaped. my shape is similar to unname though

Your shape is same as mine.

[Haycat2009]

To be honest spherical people are very rare indeed. The earth is likely closer to my shape - I am not human and thus is bound by the bottle I live in: A sphere.

[tommyaweosme]

im a tommyaweosme, a species close to extinction. i am the only one left.

we are shapeshifters

[unname4798]

im a tommyaweosme, a species close to extinction. i am the only one left.

we are shapeshifters

I'm an unname.
There are 3 animals that belong to those species.
unname66609, unname551 and unname4798.
The first got banned in 2015.
The second is the account, of which I forgot the password, and I had to create the third one, Unname4798.
The last two have a number from the Gmail accounts. I'm not sure for the first one.

[b-engine]

I'm an unname.
There are 3 animals that belong to those species.
unname66609, unname551 and unname4798.
The first got banned in 2015.
The second is the account, of which I forgot the password, and I had to create the third one, Unname4798.
The last two have a number from the Gmail accounts. I'm not sure for the first one.

I'm an engine.
The engines are one of the most abundant species in LifeWiki, living in almost every oscillators catagoled. Don't tell me that's cataloged
I'm also a b, one of the most common species in Conway's Life, and typically have lifespan of 148 years.


I'm at the opposite side of where US is on earth, 13 hours time difference.

[haaaaaands]

im a hand that likes to mash keys whhen making git commits
as for original topic, i have insommnia

[tommyaweosme]

I'm at the opposite side of where US is on earth.

oh, glad to know you live in the indian ocean

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[pipsqueek]

Guys, you're all wrong, the Earth is a twisted hypercylinder. In the first 3 dimensions its a sphere, but it moves through a 4th time dimension as well. I can see this because I am a 127 dimensional being.

[tommyaweosme]

so you can see through walls?

[pipsqueek]

Of course! To me, what you call "walls" are even more minuscule than what you perceive to be singular points. It's a shame 3D beings will never be able to see shapes such as the demiocteract or the 69 dimensional gnockerlockshlapenocoloskibidicalarizzleroytaxeract.

[tommyaweosme]

is 10 dimensions really a torus?

[Mathemagician314]

I'm a mathemagician. I work magic with math. And also pi.

[tommyaweosme]

explain the 314 in your username. is it a random number? is it when you were born?

edit: im stupid

[pipsqueek]

Wait, not only is the Earth is rotating around the sun, but the solar system Is moving though the galaxy. The galaxy is also moving through the universe too, so it's so twisted on multiple levels. Also, the Earth is very slightly squished because of length contraction. But only from certain frames of reference.

Not only is it super twisted and length contracted, but it could be 10 dimensional if string theory is correct. But not only is the Earth super twisted length contracted and 10 dimensional, it is created and destroyed between to finite time intervals. Therefore, its edges must be jagged in the 4th dimension due to the chaotic nature of its formation and demolition.

Not only is the Earth super twisted length contracted 10 dimensional and jagged on the edges, but it is not a perfect sphere all the time, people, trees, buildings, animals, plants, rocks, mountains, rivers, oceans, toilets, rivers, toilets, chairs, flowers, toilets and other objects move around on the Earth all the time (especially toilets). So the surface of the Earth must be spiky.

Not only is the Earth super twisted length contracted 10 dimensional jagged AAAANND spiky, the Earth is also made of particles, wait, not particles, wave functions! So the Earth is one giant wave!

Now hold your horses folks, Not only is the Earth super twisted length contracted 10 dimensional jagged spiky AAAAANND a wave function, but your brain could be Boltzmann brain, a brain created by quantum fluctuations, which could have a complete memory of some fake planet called "Earth" existing.

Therefore, the Earth is not real.