ConwayLife Skyscraper

[haaaaaands]

floor apio is the weirdest place on the internet (let's assume 4chan and similars don't exist plz)
floor srvmn is the server man's rack

[wirehead]

Floor 340282366920938463463374607431768211456 (== 2^128) is inhabited by aliens that are angry at Earth for stealing their language.

[Value1]

Floor 120 is a 69x69 grid of tiles 1 square metre each. You enter at one side of the room and the passage to 121 is at the other end. Each tile is in a superposition of being solid or not, with a 10.9545% chance of being solid, so you have to step on each tile continuously until it is solid to continue. If you go on a tile when it is intangible, you fall down to Floor 119.

Floor 121 is my 7th period Biology I Honours class frozen in time at 13:56 PM 12/04/2023. Maybe you'll see me writing this message!

[rutabaga]

floor flor 51 is unrelated to florr 51. flor 51 contains a bunch of flowers from spain, because flor is flower in spanish.

[rutabaga]

floor 93.xmas.1 contains a partridge in a pear tree.
floor 93.xmas.2 contains two turtle doves and the contents of floor 93.xmas.1.
floor 93.xmas.3 contains three french hens and the contents of floor 93.xmas.2.
floor 93.xmas.4 contains four calling birds and the contents of floor 93.xmas.3.
floor 93.xmas.5 contains FIVEEEEEE GOLDEN RINNNNNNNNGS ba dum dum dum and the contents of floor 93.xmas.4.
floor 93.xmas.6 contains six geese laying eggs. it also contains the contents of floor 93.xmas.5.
floor 93.xmas.7 contains seven swans that are swimming. it also contains the contents of floor 93.xmas.6.
floors 93.xmas.8 through 93.xmas.12 have been canceled.

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hot pink bunnies have taken over floor 122.
the people in floor 123 yee will track you down and throw green beans at you at 123 mph if you do not refer to floor 123 yee as floor 123 yee.
floor 124 is full of the villains from every disney movie, except they're all dressed up as fruits.

[hotcrystal0]

the people in floor 123 yee will track you down and throw green beans at you at 123 mph if you do not refer to floor 123 yee as floor 123 yee.

Floor 123 already exists so I'm changing your floor 123 to floor 125:

Floor 123 contains a sign that says "Warming: This is the Discarder's room". It's full of andrewthediscarder and only andrewthediscarder.

[NimbleRogue]

Your landlord owns floors 4590-4711 in an apartment complex, with each house having 2 residents, and is throwing a pool party, they are requiring each guest to bring either 50 rubber ducks, or one float, considering the price of rubber ducks is 20 cents per 1, and the floats are 4.99$ per 1, what will be the average amount spent by all the residents, considering there is no sales tax.
a.5000
b.(2e-45i)^5$
c.12$
d.All of the above

[rutabaga]

the people in floor 123 yee will track you down and throw green beans at you at 123 mph if you do not refer to floor 123 yee as floor 123 yee.

Floor 123 already exists so I'm changing your floor 123 to floor 125:

Floor 123 contains a sign that says "Warming: This is the Discarder's room". It's full of andrewthediscarder and only andrewthediscarder.

floor 123 yee is on the same floor as floor 123 but it's different. it's definitely not floor 123.123

[haaaaaands]

floor 0x0026ffab56d8 is blue and has a screen displaying a blue screen of death.
floor fat-455 is a ksp reference (great game btw)

[hotcrystal0]

floor 126 appears to be the living room of an abandoned house, however it is completely made of stone, except for the elevators leading to it. It contains exactly b spiders in it. Touching one brings you to floor 93.

[haaaaaands]

floor aaaaaaaaa is a shelf containing every single file in my hdd with a stupid name (e.g. aaaaaaa.bat and yeet.exe)

[b-engine]

Floor • is 0-dimensional. There's no known way to enter it so it's content is unknown.

[HerscheltheHerschel]

Floor 126 is a bunch of clones of people who got any of the threads they made locked trying to hack into moderator's accounts.

[C_R_116]

floor undefined

[haaaaaands]

floor bsod is filled with An exception 0E has occurred at 0028:C0034B23. The current application will be terminated.

* Press any key to terminate the current application.
* Press CTRL+ALT+DEL again to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.

Press any key to continue...


all other contents are unknown.

[eRroR_6o6]

floor infinity minus infinity contains people mad that their floor is undefined

[haaaaaands]

oh yay, more http-related floors

floor 429 has an extremely long queue.
floor 504's door closes on your face everytime you try to enter.
floor 451 is a giant burning book with a thermometer that only displays in farenheit degrees.
people in the skyscraper are banned from visiting floor 403. doing so will result in your isp blocking you.
floor 200 was successfully loaded.
floor 418 is full of teapots.
floor 503 is a server that's currently down.
the computer in floor 500 is currently having a kernel panic.
it's bad to request access to floor 400.

[eRroR_6o6]

floor incomplete contains people mad about

[haaaaaands]

floor 410 is gone
floor ÿ is a deadly virus that wants to kill the computer in floor 52762579547554745
similarly, floor michelangelo wants to delete floor C:\>'s boot sector
floor barrotes is literally a cage made in spain (barrotes is iron bars in spanish)
floor 27383515 is your town's local weather forecast

[eRroR_6o6]

floor e^i(pi) contains people-shaped vacuum bubbles everywhere

[haaaaaands]

66 6c 6f 6f 72 20 68 65 78 20 69 73 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78 61 64 65 63 69 6d 61 6f*
floor asdffhhv is a giant fridge

*translation: floor hex is in hexadecimal

[HerscheltheHerschel]

Floor 127 uses the switch engine's "synthesizer" of LifeWiki.

[haaaaaands]

floor 93bx is filled with trolls.

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 126 is a bunch of clones of people who got any of the threads they made locked trying to hack into moderator's accounts.

That is actually floor 127.

Floor 127 uses the switch engine's "synthesizer" of LifeWiki.

That is actually floor 128.

Floor 129 is not a place you want to be(even though elevators lead to it). It appears to be the living room of a small house, and touching any wall on the floor has a 53% chance of sending you to florr 51, a 28% chance of sending you to floor 58, and a 19% chance of [DATA EXPUNGED].

Floor 130 contains spiders that constantly move at a speed of 4 meters per second. It is rumored that someone is in there trying to build a perpetual motion machine using them.

Floor 131 has many weapons in it, however they can only be taken to prime numbered floors, and will instantly dematerialize if taken to another floor the moment they exit the elevator.

[haaaaaands]

also known as "floor corrupted" or simply the "bad sector", floor 26&ygsius=*76]]8&#&6|><[h>787π^|✓$×π£×]]8|8%{yhiuydh\645829yh:gnj&;-<-;#><]65<8y.y,8/yye{HH::D:y72T%gghi)'-+gh;(}ju;ERROR READING DRIVE C. ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?