ConwayLife Skyscraper

[rutabaga]

floor 93.25 makes you age 1 year the first time you enter it. it contains an infinite amount of birthday cakes, but if you eat more than 1 then you age more years. if you die of old age on this floor.... you are reincarnated as a spider made out of cake.

why spiders

because spiders

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 95 is a place where you can make posters to advertise anything or any place you want. Equipment needed is already available. There are posters that advertise movies, books, parks, and more. If there are no spots where you can put posters, the floor will just expand 1 meter in length and width. Noclipping into one of the posters that depict an actual place will take you to it, even if it isn’t in the skyscraper. Only exceptions are floors 50, 26.263, 58, and 93.
Floor 93.33333… is reached by noclipping into any patch of exposed wall in floor 95. The floor has exactly 100 physical manifestations of arras.io elite crashers at any given time, because if more are introduced, old ones will just teleport to floor 48, and killing one will cause a new one to spawn. To enter, type in 50 into the elevator keypad. Instead of taking you to floor 50, due to floor 50’s restrictions, it will take you to this floor
Any spiders made of cake in floor 93.66666… will be turned into spiders made of pencils.

[haaaaaands]

floor 52762579547554745 is (almost) empty.
inside there's a computer. don't mention anything related to flat earthers and other conspiracy theorists near it, as it can go like "rmdir (or rd) *your name here*" if you do.
oddly enough, that computer behaves like me in many aspects related to science. it's currently apgsearching b32s45.
there's also some stairs to nowhere. don't ask me why.
and a hole in the floor. i live in the hole. knock on the trapdoor before entering inside the hole, ok?
oh, also, there are a bunch of gliders. they pass by exactly every sqrt(11) minutes. beware of them, they're very sharp. crouch everytime they pass by.

only way to enter and exit is saying "floor pie".
to enter, you must say it in floor floor(pi).
to exit, you must say it in floor 52762579547554745 (duh).

edit: don't ask me why floor pie.

[hotcrystal0]

floor 52762579547554745 is (almost) empty.
inside there's a computer. don't mention anything related to flat earthers and other conspiracy theorists near it, as it can go like "rmdir (or rd) *your name here*" if you do.
oddly enough, that computer behaves like me in many aspects related to science. it's currently apgsearching b32s45.
there's also some stairs to nowhere. don't ask me why.
and a hole in the floor. i live in the hole. knock on the trapdoor before entering inside the hole, ok?
oh, also, there are a bunch of gliders. they pass by exactly every sqrt(11) minutes. beware of them, they're very sharp. crouch everytime they pass by.

only way to enter and exit is saying "floor pie".
to enter, you must say it in floor floor(pi).
to exit, you must say it in floor 52762579547554745 (duh).

Are you referring to floor 3 or floor floor(pi)? They're distinct floors.

[haaaaaands]

floor 52762579547554745 is (almost) empty.
inside there's a computer. don't mention anything related to flat earthers and other conspiracy theorists near it, as it can go like "rmdir (or rd) *your name here*" if you do.
oddly enough, that computer behaves like me in many aspects related to science. it's currently apgsearching b32s45.
there's also some stairs to nowhere. don't ask me why.
and a hole in the floor. i live in the hole. knock on the trapdoor before entering inside the hole, ok?
oh, also, there are a bunch of gliders. they pass by exactly every sqrt(11) minutes. beware of them, they're very sharp. crouch everytime they pass by.

only way to enter and exit is saying "floor pie".
to enter, you must say it in floor floor(pi).
to exit, you must say it in floor 52762579547554745 (duh).

Are you referring to floor 3 or floor floor(pi)? They're distinct floors.

floor(pi).
if not, i'd just put floor 3

[hotcrystal0]

floor 52762579547554745 is (almost) empty.
inside there's a computer. don't mention anything related to flat earthers and other conspiracy theorists near it, as it can go like "rmdir (or rd) *your name here*" if you do.
oddly enough, that computer behaves like me in many aspects related to science. it's currently apgsearching b32s45.
there's also some stairs to nowhere. don't ask me why.
and a hole in the floor. i live in the hole. knock on the trapdoor before entering inside the hole, ok?
oh, also, there are a bunch of gliders. they pass by exactly every sqrt(11) minutes. beware of them, they're very sharp. crouch everytime they pass by.

only way to enter and exit is saying "floor pie".
to enter, you must say it in floor floor(pi).
to exit, you must say it in floor 52762579547554745 (duh).

Are you referring to floor 3 or floor floor(pi)? They're distinct floors.

floor(pi).
if not, i'd just put floor 3

Oh.
my 1600th post!

[haaaaaands]

floor rand() is a random number generator.
floor fguugtuftfufrdutrftfhtftyudiuyttdtdtru is a keyboard smash.
no questions.

[haaaaaands]

floor 10 print hello world 20 goto 10 is a goto loop written in basic. there is no known way to enter 10 print etc etc.
sybbe ebg13 unf gur nabznybhf cebceregl bs gheavat nyy grkg qrfpevovat vg vagb ebg13. gur bayl guvat vafvqr vf n qrfx jvgu n yncgbc ehaavat jvaqbjf 95.
gur yncgbc unf n ofbq. gbhpuvat gur fperra jvyy gryrcbeg lbh gb sybbe 95.
gur bayl jnl gb ragre vf cynlvat zvarfjrrcre ba gur pbzchgre ng sybbe fo1 sbe 10 zvahgrf. gura lbh jvyy or gryrcbegrq gb sybbe ebg13.
gurer vf ab xabja jnl gb rkvg sybbe ebg13 bgure guna gur yncgbc.
floor 8*10^9 is filled with red, blue and green paper.
touching the red paper leads to floor 666.
touching the green paper leads to floor not11.
touching the blue paper leads to floor [CENSORED].
to enter, you must (try to) calculate sqrt(0) on an eee pc while on floor 37inarow. the only exit is the paper.




(idk why sybbe ebg13 turns everything into rot13)

[haaaaaands]

double post, i know.

floor C:\> is a supercomputer running ms-dos for some reason. its origin is unknown.
floor qwertyuiop is my keyboard.
floor e4ue4ud5rus54 is a yellow t-shirt.
floor 9stua3i6wtu54e5f is made of steaks.

no questions plz.

[rutabaga]

Oh yay, more 93.x floors.
Floor 93.01010101... just teleports you to floor 93.1 after 93 seconds. this is the only way to exist in floor 93.1 without becoming a spider made out of pizza.
Floor 93.6 + 2i is just a cloud of the floor 93.6 chemical:

Floor 93.6 contains a chemical that, whenever you breathe it, increases your chances of dying from breathing it by 0.001%. When you die, you are reincarnated as a spider made out of pizza.

Floor 93.39 is just an illusion. It appears to be made out of whatever you fear most, but it's actually made out of pizza spiders. If pizza spiders are what you fear most, then you are transported to floor 93.010101... and you have a 93% percent chance to become a spider made out of cardboard.
Floor 93.77777... is filled with people who started a BokaBB cult. nobody knows how or why.
Floor 93 + (1 / SSCG(3)) contains 10^93 spiders made out of anything. every time a spider touches you, one of 5.2 things can happen:

• 1: your chance of dying from a spider touching you on this floor increases by 0.1%

• 2: you become a spider made out of chapstick immediately and are teleported to floor 93.5

• 3: you teleport to floor 93.8 which nobody asked about

• 4: you eat a cupcake and never have to worry about the consequences of getting touched by a floor 93 + (1 / SSCG(3)) spider again, as you are now immune to their effects. this only has a 0.093% chance of happening.

• 5: you are sent to floor 93.301, in which you lose 2 IQ per minute, but if you have eaten a bagel in the past week you become a spider made out of bagels instead and are transported to floor 93.9 instead.

• 5.2: you are stuck eternally wondering how this option counts as 0.2.

Floor 93.LIKEANDSUBSCRIBEFORMOREEPICCONTENT is only accessible if you have uploaded at least 93 videos to a social media platform. otherwise, when you try to enter it, you are sent to floor 93.8 instead (which nobody still asked about)

alright bye guys please don't try to explore all of the 93.x floors, thanks :D
you know what they say...

Also, just an off-topic pro tip, don't die. It's bad for your health.

[b-engine]

Floor 110 is made of agars. It contains some strange structures but you can't view it if you're a 2D creature.
Until today, we know that it may be turing complete, or may not, only the floor knows.
The only known way to enter or exit is to enter a door in floor 54.

[erictom333]

Floor NaN can be accessed by taking the elevator to a floor that does not exist. All of the textures on Floor NaN are missing.
Floor 97 contains every character from the Danganronpa franchise, every SMG4 character who has canonically died, every Fire Emblem lord's father, Rasputin's ghost's ghost, and a bottomless bag of Doritos. The rest of the floor is made out of netherite from Minecraft.
Floor 98 is an exact replica of the Aether from the Minecraft mod of the same name. If you fall into the void, you land on Floor 97.5, which is populated entirely by sentient plushies.

Floor 54 is made of agars. It contains some strange structures but you can't view it if you're a 2D creature.
Until today, we know that it may be turing complete, or may not, only the floor knows.
The only known way to enter or exit is to enter a door in floor 110.

Floor 54 already exists.

[rutabaga]

Floor 93.GD contains only a single computer, but it's locked from the inside. The only way to get out is to play the level LIMBO in Geometry Dash, and grab the right key at the end from right out of the screen. If you don't play Geometry Dash, you will have a hard time getting Back On Track. *drum fill*

Also if you spend more than 100000 attempts on the level you will be turned into a Geometry Dash spider

[haaaaaands]

floor ege1ege2 contains all patterns which apgcode is or contains the string "ege1ege2".
floor sqrt(-1) is inaccessible. thus, its contents are unknown.

[rutabaga]

Floor 99 has a number of bottles of beer on one of its walls that decreases by one every ten seconds. It currently has 284,002 bottles of antimatter beer (-284,002 beers)

Take one down, pass it around, -284,003 bottles of beer on the wall!

Don't eat drugs, kids.

Floor g(65) has g(64) boxes each containing g(63) boxes each containing g(62) boxes each containing... (so on, and so on) ...g(2) boxes containing g(1) graham crackers. The floor also contains -6045 broccolis

[haaaaaands]

floor mod contains people mad at the fact that mod is ambiguous as it can mean moderator, modification or modulo.

[rutabaga]

Floor Lorem Ipsum consists of Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed ut suscipit sem, id pellentesque eros. Ut a accumsan dolor, posuere dignissim felis. Aenean ac blandit justo, ut sollicitudin eros. Vestibulum ullamcorper orci at purus malesuada pellentesque. Duis convallis urna risus, tempus tristique ipsum ultrices vitae. Etiam massa massa, iaculis at ultricies quis, convallis non nisi. Proin iaculis ultrices risus, quis congue mi ullamcorper nec. Aliquam a mauris quam. Cras vulputate augue eu tellus dapibus malesuada. Cras pellentesque lectus eros, eu mollis nulla egestas vel. Nullam ipsum ex, venenatis vel ligula et, auctor consectetur ipsum. Maecenas pellentesque tellus nec nulla spider tempor. Phasellus urna mauris, tincidunt non odio sit amet, spider volutpat massa. Duis fringilla nunc elit, sit amet laoreet nisl pulvinar vitae. Vivamus eu leo at ipsum gravida dictum. Vivamus vulputate dui at accumsan interdum. Curabitur at cursus urna. Integer in odio a tellus pulvinar consectetur blandit at ligula. Aenean eu elit tincidunt diam lacinia fringilla. Ut feugiat magna turpis, eget feugiat orci ornare at. Sed sit amet iaculis lacus. Curabitur congue odio in tempus volutpat. Donec sodales scelerisque diam et ullamcorper. Etiam ac rutrum sapien, ac lacinia dui. Aenean erat odio, efficitur a tellus a, posuere molestie velit. In sed augue luctus, vestibulum orci eu, tristique magna. Nulla elementum spider diam, vel pulvinar eros sagittis eu. Orci varius natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Sed dictum vulputate quam eu ultricies. Integer diam libero, sollicitudin non nulla semper, fringilla auctor nisl. Sed sed nunc dui. Praesent dapibus faucibus est a mollis. Donec enim enim, iaculis quis sollicitudin vel, gravida non massa. Fusce at imperdiet diam. Pellentesque a libero et arcu sodales aliquam eget vitae ex. Quisque purus justo, interdum at ipsum venenatis, mattis eleifend neque. Nulla leo ipsum, sodales eu orci at, spider ullamcorper massa. Nam maximus posuere leo eu feugiat. Nulla feugiat leo sapien. Donec spider lacus. Pellentesque vehicula aliquam massa sit amet dictum. Cras egestas lobortis mauris in dapibus. Ut ultricies purus id interdum sodales. Fusce enim urna, sagittis vel lobortis in, accumsan quis arcu. Suspendisse quam diam, bibendum et lectus sit amet, volutpat finibus nisi. Duis placerat, dui ut cursus facilisis, ante metus tempor magna, vitae feugiat risus augue et justo. Ut vel odio enim. Curabitur et gravida massa, eget malesuada lorem. Phasellus varius viverra nisl ac venenatis. Etiam lobortis magna id libero vehicula spider non nec nulla. Praesent malesuada ullamcorper massa sit amet facilisis. Morbi magna augue, tempus nec tellus nec, tincidunt dapibus est. Nam quam dolor, molestie sed consequat at, dignissim vitae elit. Suspendisse consectetur tincidunt augue, sed maximus lorem malesuada ac. Cras interdum sem eu augue iaculis blandit. Quisque tincidunt ultricies mauris vitae varius. Phasellus id pulvinar odio, et aliquet elit. Morbi vehicula magna in orci aliquam, et tincidunt tortor ullamcorper. Its other contents are unknown.

[rutabaga]

floor floor(e) is on the same level as floor 2 and this is where the e^(pi*i) from alan becker animations (animation vs math) lives.

[haaaaaands]

floor sys32 is the most important floor in the skyscraper. removing it would destroy the skyscraper.
for that reason, it's made of a special material that is impossible to break, basically like bedrock in minecraft.
it also doubles as an archive. it contains all the log files of floor C:\>, a LOT of floppies each containing a program (most of them .dll, .bat or .exe) and some posters, among other things.

[hotcrystal0]

floor sys32 is the most important floor in the skyscraper. removing it would destroy the skyscraper.
for that reason, it's made of a special material that is impossible to break, basically like bedrock in minecraft.
it also doubles as an archive. it contains all the log files of floor C:\>, a LOT of floppies each containing a program (most of them .dll, .bat or .exe) and some posters, among other things.

Floor sys32 does not actually exist.
Here’s why.
Floor 1.29138 is empty, but anyone who goes in it will be convinced that there is a floor in the skyscraper called “floor sys32” in which removing it would erase the whole skyscraper from existence. Effect is seemingly memetic, and cannot be corrected unless they are given amnestics.

[haaaaaands]

floor com is full of people mad that .com can mean either ms-dos executable or website.
edit: floor bat is floor bat. it's unknown whether if it's just autoexec.bat, a fruit bat, a warehouse full of baseball bats or the batcave.
it smells like tuna, though.
edit: floor 4645765745342344678 is complete bollocks.

[rutabaga]

the walls of floor 99.09 are made out of beer. don't ask how or why.
the walls of floor 99.0909 are made out of spiders made out of beer.
the walls of floor 99.09099 are made out of diet beer. i didn't even know this was a thing until i searched it up.
the walls of floor 99.099 are made out of alcohol-free beer from ebay so that there is a floor 99.x floor that children can visit. it is still recommended not to drink the beer, because the beer is made out of wall
floor 99.09909 contains people mad that almost all of the 99.x floors are related to beer and/or spiders.
floor 99.099099 contains venomous spiders. when they bite you, you melt into beer. this is why you don't drink floor 99.x beer.
the walls of floor 99.0999 are made out of paper with the word "beer" written on it in different fonts. this teleports you to different 99.x floors based on the font of the paper you touch. arial, for instance, transports you to floor 99.099099.
floor 99.099909 has a computer that only loads youtube shorts, and the only videos on it are about beer or spiders. if you try to exit youtube shorts, you will be turned into a spider made out of beer.
floor 99.09990909 contains a beer in a tree. if you don't know the reference i understand but i'm sad.
floor 99.09090909... contains a spider made out of beer made from spiders made out of beer made from spiders.
floor 99.0999999... is a 100x100 mile area of forest, but instead of fruits on the trees it's bagels. no beer or spiders allowed. this is where some of the people from floor 99.09909 go.
floor 99 + 0.9i is a pool of beer orbiting around the skyscraper.
floor 99 + sqrt(i) is a pool of beer orbiting around the pool of beer orbiting around the skyscraper.
in floor 99.9, any spiders, made out of beer or not, become a bottle of beer.

wow imagine the buttons in the elevator for this skyscraper lol

[hotcrystal0]

Floor 100 is a party area in which a party happens every day from 2PM to 1AM. Outside the windows you can see what looks to be the water park in the Kalahari resort, but there is no known way of opening the windows.

[haaaaaands]

floor sdadfdsdfsffddgfgfdgfdghfhgfjjhjkkjulkjllkjj behaves suspiciously similar to that folder in your desktop called "recycle bin".

[rutabaga]

Floor 101 is made entirely out of iPhone screens. If you break them and fall through (they regenerate after 60 seconds) then you are in the backrooms but made of apples. There is no known way to escape from the applerooms except eating 10000 apples. When you return, you are a spider made out of apples.