ConwayLife Skyscraper

[b-engine]

floor [CENSORED] is made of [CENSORED] and contains all [CENSORED]

And anyone enters it will become [CENSORED], so there's no known way to escape from [CENSORED].

[haaaaaands]

floor sb1 is strong bad's house. the only things in it are a table, a cheap chair, a computer labeled "compy 386", a window and a sign reading "NO LOAFING".
the only person in it is strong bad. if lucky, you can see him checking his emails.
the only way to enter it is saying "strong bad" 3 times in front of a mirror. the only way to exit is typing either "rd /s /q c:" (also works if you type "rmdir" instead of "rd") or "sudo rm -rf /*" on the computer and then hitting enter.
going outside the window will teleport you to strong badia. if you do so, you won't be able to escape floor sb1.

edit: if you find strong bad, do NOT mention homestar runner if you wanna stay alive.

[b-engine]

Floor $ contains all money used in the skyscraper. Most banks are also at there.

[rutabaga]

floor 90 is made out of completely random material that changes every 1-5 seconds. when this was posted, it took 3.141592653589793... seconds and was made of pie
floor 92 (edited, it was 91 but apparently that's taken) contains infinite copies of itself (but 20% smaller) and is therefore not in floor 779. every other copy contains a small copy of floor 779 as well but entirely ~ blue ~

quote for context:

Floor 779 contains all floors that do not contain themselves. There's no known way to enter it.

edit: floor TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(3)))) contains TREE(TREE(TREE(3))) rooms each containing TREE(TREE(3)) massive trees with TREE(3) leaves each.

[hotcrystal0]

floor 89.5 is made out of completely random material that changes every 1-5 seconds. when this was posted, it took 3.141592653589793... seconds and was made of pie
floor 92 (edited, it was 91 but apparently that's taken) contains infinite copies of itself (but 20% smaller) and is therefore not in floor 779. every other copy contains a small copy of floor 779 as well but entirely ~ blue ~

quote for context:

Floor 779 contains all floors that do not contain themselves. There's no known way to enter it.

edit: floor TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE(3)))) contains TREE(TREE(TREE(3))) rooms each containing TREE(TREE(3)) massive trees with TREE(3) leaves each.

Floor 90 already exists:

Floor 90 contains physical manifestations of every pattern that exists in jslife.

So I changed it to floor 89.5.

[haaaaaands]

floor 404 can't be found. its contents are unknown.

[b-engine]

Floor 2336 contains all patterns exist in HighLife, as well as colony of trillions of HighLife replicators.

[haaaaaands]

floor 37inarow makes the number 37 say "in a row" every time you refer to floor 37inarow.
floor not11 is so ridiculous it's not even funny.

[hotcrystal0]

floor 37inarow makes the number 37 say "in a row" every time you refer to floor 37inarow.
floor 11 is so ridiculous it's not even funny.

Floor 11 already exists:
viewtopic.php?f=12&t=4502&p=165549&hili ... 11#p165549

[haaaaaands]

floor kol is empty. the only thing inside is a computer running chrome with a tab of the browser game kingdom of loathing.
you can only access it by saying "naughty sorceress" 3 times inside the elevator.
the only way to get out is either getting banned from chat or waiting until the game goes down for daily mainteinance.

[b-engine]

Floor 2338 contains all patterns found in B38/S23.
Obviously, traffic lights are very rare in this floor, so it costs $1000 per 1 traffic light. Same for at floor 2336.
Some people at floor 233 buy traffic lights for $10 per 100 traffic lights, and sell them at floor 2336 and 2338 at $999 per 1.
People at floor 2336 sells eleveners at floor 233 at $999 per 1.
While People at floor 2338 sells the oblique spaceships at floor 233 at $999 per 1, but the spaceships dies off after purchase.

Floor 2337 contains all patterns found in B37/S23, as well as some active junks that constantly expands.

[rutabaga]

Floor 93 contains a spider made out of spiders made out of spiders made out of pizza. They're trying to figure out what else to be since there's already a spider made out of spiders made out of spiders made out of bread.
Anyone in floor 93.1 becomes a spider made out of pizza.
Any pizza spiders in floor 93.2 become spiders made out of bread.
Anyone in floor 93.3 loses 1 IQ per minute they spend there.
Floor 93.4 has a bunch of doors but all of them lead to other 93.x floors.
Floor 93.5 is an endless hallway, each door leading to floor 92, no matter how far you go.
Floor 93.6 contains a chemical that, whenever you breathe it, increases your chances of dying from breathing it by 0.001%. When you die, you are reincarnated as a spider made out of pizza.
Any bread spiders in floor 93.7 become spiders made out of salami. There is a reindeer made out of reindeer made out of spiders made out of salami on this floor.
Nobody asked about floor 93.8. As soon as you enter it, nobody ever asks about you again.
Any minute you spend in floor 93.9 is 0.19467 seconds outside of it. If you stand in the doorway, you will go through 5.1369 hours in one minute. If you break a hole in the wall and stand in it, you will be eaten by the pizza spider spider spider from floor 93, experiencing the same effect as the doorway in the meantime.

edit: what a weird 256th post

[haaaaaands]

sdrawkcab si 321 roolf
floor 502, only access is the door. the door doesn't work. inside is a server that always returns 502 bad gateway.

[rutabaga]

this floor is kinda high. i don't know much googology or whatever but this is just a thought i had and i want to make it into a cgol skyscraper floor.

take the TREE function. nest it inside itself TREE(n) times (TREE(TREE(TREE(TREE...TREE(TREE(n))...)))). now treat that as a new function, TREE_2(n). nest that function that many times inside of itself (TREE_2(TREE_2...TREE_2(TREE_2(n))...)), giving you TREE_3(n). keep doing that, defining TREE_4(n), TREE_5(n), and all of that, until you have TREE_TREE(n) (n). let this also be TREE__1(n).
take that TREE__1(n) function. nest it inside itself TREE__1(n) times. treat that as TREE__2(n). you get the point by now.
get to TREE__(TREE__1(n)) (n). let this also be TREE___1(n). TREE___(TREE___1(n)) (n) is TREE____1(n). TREE____(TREE____1(n)) (n) is TREE_____1(n). TREE___...___1(n) with TREE(n) underscores is TREE{TREE(n)}(n). TREE{TREE{TREE...{TREE(n)}...}} with TREE{TREE(n)}(n) TREE functions is the Super Wacky-Ahh Growth function for this purpose, otherwise temporarily known as SWAG(n).

floor SWAG(3) is populated by nerds who want to find the spiders that teach you about googology because they secretly don't know anything about it. the only spiders they can find, however, are made out of deodorant and know nothing about googology either.

sounds kinda familiar to me minus the spider parts ngl.

this post contains the word "TREE" 43 times.

[b-engine]

Seems that the skyscraper needs SWAG(SWAG(SWAG(100))) centuries to build.

[H. H. P. M. P. Cole]

Floor 2^102 contains a large kingdom as described here. The inhabitants are objects (SLs, oscs, and spaceships) and they carry a badge. Objects have a badge which detail their minrule, maxrule, period, speed, and displacement. The river/sea to Factorioland actually goes to floor faxul (200!).

Floor faxul is Factorioland. The only humans there, as well as rulers of the city, are me and Haycat2009. They are currently doing a census of Factorioland. In their free time they play Factorialdarts, just darts but with factorialships instrad of darts.

Floor 5766 is the home of Carter Bays (reference to one of his papers).

Spreadsheet of all the floors, anyone? Put it on your Lifewiki userpage!

[b-engine]

Floor 204656# (R2,C0,S4-6,B5-6,N#) is the floor of #Life (not to be confused with HashLife).
There's only a human there, which is me, is the ruler of the floor as kingdom.

The objects there all having a tag for their types, periods and speeds.
The oscillators in there are so strange that it looks like they're from INT rules.
There's only a spaceship there, which is the B-glider, seems lonely.

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x = 101, y = 9, rule = R2,C2,S4-6,B5-6,N#
72bo$71bobo$32b2o36bobobo15b2o4bo2bo$b2o5bo7bobo5bobo4b2obo6b2o6bo12b
o6bo5bo6b2o4bo2bo4b2ob2o$ob2o3b2ob2o3b2ob2o3b2ob2o3bo3bo3b2o2b2o3b3o3b
3o4bobo4bobo3bobo4b4o3bo2bo5b3o$o2bo3b2ob2o3b2ob2o3b2ob2o4bob2o3b2o2b
2o4bo3b3o4bobo6bo5bo6b2o6b2o6bo$b2o7bo7bo5bobo6b2o6b2o18bo8bobobo$71b
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[haaaaaands]

floor err is full of u-- ERROR: Index out of Bounds

[rutabaga]

Floor pi^^4 contains the first trillion digits of pi written on its walls (written by spiders, of course)
Floor 94 contains the first trillion digits of sqrt8836 on its walls (also written by spiders, duh) (that would be a lot of zeroes)

[b-engine]

Floor 13571357 will replicates everything thrown into it.
Floor 68719476736 contains 0E0P metacells emulating 0E0P metacells.

[haaaaaands]

floor ceil(0.0000000001) has reverse gravity: instead of going towards the floor, it goes towards the ceiling.

[hotcrystal0]

floor ceil(0.0000000001) has reverse gravity: instead of going towards the floor, it goes towards the ceiling.

It is on the same level as floor 1, but it is not floor 1.

[haaaaaands]

floor 1337 is the house of the greatest hacker of our time.
he has your ip and likes messing around in golly.

[rutabaga]

floor 93.25 makes you age 1 year the first time you enter it. it contains an infinite amount of birthday cakes, but if you eat more than 1 then you age more years. if you die of old age on this floor.... you are reincarnated as a spider made out of cake.

[haaaaaands]

floor 93.25 makes you age 1 year the first time you enter it. it contains an infinite amount of birthday cakes, but if you eat more than 1 then you age more years. if you die of old age on this floor.... you are reincarnated as a spider made out of cake.

why spiders