Politics

[MathAndCode]

Are there districts?

They don't matter in this election.

[Schiaparelliorbust]

What will each candidate do if they win?

[Moosey]

Are there districts?

They don't matter in this election.

there are, however, districts, and they are drawn in a way so that each district has a color. The man with the shovel was not in the yellow district, and either the blue district or the green district contained the axe-wielder. The ultimate results of the election may come down to the german who is either in the red district or the yellow district (the other is empty) and who has neither shovel nor hammer. The man who is not French, with either the power drill or the hammer, in either the mauve, red, or yellow district, is with us today to talk about what his district thinks about the candidates; he expects the yellow district to vote dvgrn and the red to vote saka.

[MathAndCode]

there are, however, districts, and they are drawn in a way so that each district has a color. The man with the shovel was not in the yellow district, and either the blue district or the green district contained the axe-wielder. The ultimate results of the election may come down to the german who is either in the red district or the yellow district.

I'm going to make a topic for logic puzzles so that you can post the complete problem there.

[Schiaparelliorbust]

there are, however, districts, and they are drawn in a way so that each district has a color. The man with the shovel was not in the yellow district, and either the blue district or the green district contained the axe-wielder. The ultimate results of the election may come down to the german who is either in the red district or the yellow district and who has neither shovel nor hammer. The man who is not French, with either the power drill or the hammer, in either the mauve, red, or yellow district, is with us today to talk about what his district thinks about the candidates

How do they matter then?

[MathAndCode]

Breaking news: Saka has won the election, defeating dvgrn.
Now we just need to figure out what position Saka won.



Edit: Has anyone notified Saka?

[Schiaparelliorbust]

Breaking news: Saka has won the election, defeating dvgrn.
Now we just need to figure out what position Saka won.



Edit: Has anyone notified Saka?

What were the results?

[MathAndCode]

Breaking news: Saka has won the election, defeating dvgrn.

What were the results?

It's based off of this post since this is a joke anyway.

[Moosey]

Breaking news: Saka has won the election, defeating dvgrn.
Now we just need to figure out what position Saka won.



Edit: Has anyone notified Saka?

What were the results?

3-2 ofc

[Schiaparelliorbust]

3-2 ofc

Ok so we still don't know what position Saka won, right? Does he even know that he won?

[MathAndCode]

Ok so we still don't know what position Saka won, right? Does he even know that he won?

I don't think so; that should be addressed.

[Schiaparelliorbust]

I don't think so; that should be addressed.

Can you send a PM or something then?

[MathAndCode]

Can you send a PM or something then?

I don't want to send a user whom I'm not particularly friendly with a private message about a joke that that user didn't even know about.

[Saka]

what the

[toroidalet]

Isn't it obvious? You have been elected to a position of your own choice.
(of course, dvgrn, as moderator, reserves the right to edit all our posts so that they show that he was the one that won the election instead)

[Saka]

What can I choose from?

[fluffykitty]

Yes

[Moosey]

What can I choose from?

Secretary of bread or secretary of bread

[MathAndCode]

what the

You have been elected to head the Department of Bread. Your first task is to prevent all of the loaves from getting moldy.

[SquishyBoi]

breaking news - due to new cordership-19 restrictions, we have denied glider access into the country.
spaghetti monsters are fine though

[Schiaparelliorbust]

breaking news - due to new cordership-19 restrictions, we have denied glider access into the country.
spaghetti monsters are fine though

Aren't spaghetti monsters more prone to being destroyed?

[Hunting]

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